Louie and his wife are listening to the radio when they hear the weather report: "A snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street." So Louie gets up and moves his car.
Two days later--same thing. "A snow emergency has been declared," blares the radio. "Park your cars on the even-numbered side of the street." Louise gets up and does what he's told.
Three days later: "There will be a foot of snow today. Park your cars on the....," and then the power goes out.
"What should I do?" a confused Louie asks his wife.
"This time," she says, "why don't you just leave the car in the garage?"
-Reader's Digest.com
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